It’s the year 2819. Today we celebrate the annual ‘Brexit extension’. Noone really knows where this tradition comes from, nor what the term ‘brexit’ means, but as part of the festivities the dumbest man that can be found is given all the power and a blonde wig. Later when the celebrations are over the youths have to clean up the utter mess left behind.
Oh when will it end. There will also be a Dominic Cummings Night when we let off fireworks, to remember the time when someone called Dominic Cummings really did blow up parliament.
Pretty bad when the PM’s own brother quits!