OK, given that all the others are announcing new platforms

#1

I wasn’t going to announce this one yet, but feel the need to cash on on the new framework frenzy.

Launching soon…

CORE~bLimey

The last platform you will ever buy.

Includes…

  1. Streamline theme: You think blank themes are fast? Think again.
  2. 102 stacks. Everything you can think of, and then some. Fastest in class… GUARANTEED!
  3. Sublime Support. Lightening fast, 24/7.
  4. First 10 buyers get a free penis enlarger (cus RW needs some bigger cocks).

More soon.

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#2

I bought this but every website I build with it looks like this.

I’d like a refund please.

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#3

Sorry, refunds are not part of our business model.

Anyway, I think that looks brilliant.

(Any chance you can return the penis enlarger though?)

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#4

Seems fair. It’s already been used though…

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#5

Tav tested it first. He started a big cock, so stretched it a bit.

Did I mention we only have the one penis expander, and that you all have to share ti?

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#6

I guess it’s modular… I would like to contribute the Dildo stack…

#7

Nice.

Just ensure it has a vibrate child stack.

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#8

That will be a plug-in

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#9

D’oh, of course!